I was hanging decorations in a classroom for St. Patrick's Day -- big, sparkly green shamrocks -- when I was called back to the yard. I grabbed my bottle of water and headed back. When I got there, the officer looked at me with a serious expression and said, "I'm sorry, I have to move you."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Where?"
"Next door."
"What about my roommate…